You can relax! Our robot overlords already took control.
Three examples of their successful infiltration:
1. Ipswich Town’s PR teambots
Ipswich defender Tyrone Mings paid off all his mum’s debts. Wonderful news! A footballer with a conscience!
An Ipswich spokesman said it was:
A private matter between Tyrone and his mum.
THESE GUYS ARE ROBOTS
2. Verizon CEObot
Verizon spent $4,400,000,000 (that’s $4.4bn) on buying AOL. Blockbuster deal!
Lowell McAdam, Verizon chairman and CEO, said:
Verizon’s vision is to provide customers with a premium digital experience based on a global multiscreen network platform. This acquisition supports our strategy to provide a cross-screen connection for consumers, creators and advertisers to deliver that premium customer experience.
THIS GUY IS A ROBOT
3. Local councilbots
Water fountain dating back to 1853, adorned by Biblical quote. Historically interesting! And possibly significant!
ROBOTS ROBOTS ROBOTS
Game over, see you later. MAYBE.